The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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