all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Can you bring me the toilet please
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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