hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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