I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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