# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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