he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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