yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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