If i come over, it means nothing
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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