On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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