Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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