This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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