brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
thus making me awesome and them whores
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
He has the fingertips of a God
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
Randomize
