I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
