everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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