yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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