I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Randomize
