So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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