He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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