i just had sex bonerless
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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