I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
He? As in you personified your dick?
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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