Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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