let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
someone owes me an orgasm
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
We smell like vodka and hangover
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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