And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
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