Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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