I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
