I wannas sexs uuuuu
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Still dying that you shit outside
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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