so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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