Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
