have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Randomize
