Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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