Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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