love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
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