Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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