do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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