party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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