Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I just googled if crying burns calories
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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