people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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