Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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