Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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