i just google imaged poop.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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