I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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