just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
operation harelip BJ is a go
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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