Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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