Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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