Plan B is the new Plan A
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
where are my eyebrows?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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