1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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