Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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