His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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