My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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