thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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