I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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