I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
one two three fourrrrnication!
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
